I love vodka more than you, except when I drink vodka and begin to love you a whole lot.

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life… keep being good to me.
hey dream fridge.
basically what my Easter basket consisted of. <3

Smart Women Are Bigger Drinkers

katykelley:

Excerpt:

There are two explanations the researchers offered for this phenomenon. One is that brainy women often delay motherhood, giving them more time to develop a social life based on alcohol consumption; the other is that higher-achieving females are more likely to work in male-dominated fields, which have cultures that are heavy on drinking.

and what tomorrow will be… beer, beach, board, + boyfriend!
GLASTO OR BUST \0/

hey I miss you and I can’t rember how to dial Amrica from this tent but I do miss you. *[user is not logged in]* ughhhhhh *[user is not logged in]* I KNOW PISS OFF.

Apparently I discovered Mobile AIM last weekend and sent out a few messages. This is the tamest of the bunch, which went out to my boyfriend on Sunday morning. Yes, morning. I was this drunk at 10 AM.

Ridiculously, the way to dial America is the same whether you’re in America, outside of it, or in a tent.

happysound
my life.
(via common-misconceptions)
gentlesaurus
I pretty much need this tattooed on me.